Tuesday, April 6, 2010
FLEX Ballet With More Explosions!
Live at what used to be a Blockbuster in Hialeah, Florida.
The show starts with The Lost making their way to the ring.
Mekhet: Once again I am forced to fight for the title that rightfully belongs to me in an unfair match. Everyone, including Eric T. Figurehead, knows this is a farce and that Starr and Yagami will both work together against me... again. Ah, but I have a plan. A plan that will make Figurehead regret his decisions... a plan that will ruin him...
With that, The Lost leave the ring.
MATCH ZERO: TRIPLE MARU vs TEAM CHUU CHUU
This was a fast-paced contest from start to finish, and despite a "Chuu Chuu Clutch" from Yaoi and an "Avalance Chuu Chuu Slam EX" from Yuri, Triple Maru kept hanging on until Yuri managed to get a rana and win the contest.
Shizuki Maru X/Marumaru [20:45- Cyclone Rana] Yuri O/Yaoi
MATCH ONE: KILL THE MAN WITH THE BELT: MR.B vs VIC MARINO (c)
Vic Marino didn't back down from the Helluva Tough Man, but Mr. B was dominant, hitting two powerbombs before finishing Vic off with a "BBT" (Implant DDT) onto a chair.
Mr. B O [14:03- "BBT"] Vic Marino X
Mr. B made his way to the outside.... then got jumped by YES!! YES! hammered Mr. B with chairshots before rolling him into the ring. The two batled but YES! quickly got the upper hand hitting a Schwein to take the title
YES! O [Schwein] Mr.B X
However he was promptly challenged by indy wrestler and all-around asshole Mister Excitement, who brought his psychotic smiley-face-masked cousin SMILEY with him. YES! did his best to fight the duo off, but they pounded him with stereo chair shots before Mister Excitement used his trademark camel clutch to submit YES! and take the title.
Mister Excitement O/SMILEY [12:11- Camel Clutch] YES! X
MATCH TWO: Tiger Woods Mask vs WENDIGO
TWM and WENDIGO had a high-flying battle, with TWM nearly getting the win with his "Sand Trap" (Tiger Driver) and the "Tiger Suplex 'O-FORE!" but WENDIGO got his feet on the ropes. WENDIGO eventually bit into TWM's mask, making him cover up and falling victim to a lariat for the three count.
Tiger Woods Mask X [13:19- Lariat] WENDIGO O
MATCH THREE: FELINE FURY MATCH: LOLcat vs LAWLcat vs Zeke The Luchacat (Referee: Terry Bogard)
The fur was definately flying in this one, with the trio of cats laying into each other. Unfortunately for LOLcat, LAWLcat and Zeke are actually brother and sister, and 'teh bludz is thikkur than teh ech-two-oh" and when it seemed LOLcat would beat Zeke, LAWLcat grabbed LOLcat and hit him with "KTHNXBAI!" (brainbuster) for the three count in 10:36. LAWLcat and Zeke would trade shots (and meowing the entire time), Zeke eventually playing dirty against his little sister, including hitting her with "Cat Scratch Fever", and while she would counter with her "u has a flavr!" (biting), Zeke would answer with the "Shining Hairball" (Shining Enzuigiri) for the three count.
Zeke O [17:48- "Shining Hairball"] LAWLcat X
Zeke would get the cheeseburger, but throw it out of the crowd and "MEOW!"d. LAWLcat would explain this to Triple Q:
"Zek only speek catspeek cuz he sez otherwhys is de-...de-.... is bad fur kitties... n also he is straightedge kitteh... in that meen he burger-free-n-bettern-u..."
Zeke would get booed as he headed to the back.
MATCH FOUR: ANIMAL CROSSING vs SOME GUY IN A MASK / ???
To the surprise of Big Bear and Killer Cow, their mystery opponent would be, in fact, named Mystery Opponent. Big Bear and Killer Cow would dominate this contest, but would find Some Guy and Mystery Opponent very resiliant as it took nearly fourty minuites to put them away, with Big Bear using his "Bear Claw" finisher on Some Guy.
Big Bear O/Killer Cow [39:26- "Bear Claw"] Some Guy In A Mask X/Mystery Opponent
MATCH FIVE: Kung-Fu-Man-Chu vs El Toothpick
The Kung Fu master went back and forth with El Toothpick, trading a "Chop-Su-Wi" for a "World's Tallest Rana" and a Superkick for the dreaded "Toothchipper", but KFMC got him in a clinch and kneed him until El Toothpick tapped out!
Kung Fu Man Chu O [12:02- Clinch Knees (CRIT!)] El Toothpick X
MAIN EVENT: GRAND CHAMPION OF INTENSE COMBAT MATCH: DARKNESS MONKEY vs MEKHET vs JIN YAGAMI JR vs XANDER STARR(c)
Suprisingly, the heels and faces ended up pairing off against each other, with Mekhet taking on DARKNESS Monkey and Yagami taking on Xander Starr. Starr would get hit with Yagami's Heroism Bomb early on, and while Senor Zebra was watching Mekhet applying a leglock on Monkey, so he didn't see the other members of The Lost rush the ring and ambush Yagami, getting him in a 4-on-1 beatdown and Gridion hitting him with a one-shoulder Liger Bomb, then putting Starr over him. The referee would see Starr pinning him for the first elimination in 13:57.
Starr and Mekhet would then surprisingly work together against the sinister simian, Mekhet throwing Darkness Monkey to the floor and Starr going to the top rope to hit him with a flying Rana! A HUGE "HOLY SHIT" chant followed this, and Starr rolled the Monkey back into the ring. Mekhet tried to capitalize but Monkey rolled him up for a pin in 26:53!
Finally Starr brawled with DARKNESS Monkey, who would try to powerbomb him and lock in the Gorilla Stretch but Starr got out of it and managed to hit a jumping knee to send DARKNESS over the ropes... then he once again flew at the monkey with a Sasuke Special! Once they got back in the ring, DARKNESS locked in the Banana Spread, and Xander almost faded, but he managed to escape, hit another flying knee, and then climbed to the top rope and hit him with the 810 Splash to win!
DARKNESS Monkey X [36:18- 810 Splash] Xander Starr O
Xander Starr would celebrate with the title in the air as the show ended... surprisingly without Mekhet or the Lost interfering...
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
FLEX presents: We Have Free Candy*!
Live at the Tamarac Community Center in Tamarac Florida.
The show starts with Eric T Figurehead in the ring.
ETF: Tonight, we have some very exciting matches for everyone. The second-ever CHAN! CHAN! Battle of Justice for the Kill the Man With The Belt title, the first time the belt will be defended in an official FLEX event. We will have the first official match of DARKNESS Monkey, and for the Grand Champion of Intense Combat Title...
"From The Cradle to Enslave" (Demon Remix) by Cradle of Filth hits as The Lost come out.
Mekhet: The main event tonight is a farce, Figurehead. It is a plot to remove me from my rightful place as holder of this title. After all, Xander Starr and Jin Yagami Jr will only focus on me, to ensure for you that I lose the title. Therefore, I demand that if I lose, I get a rematch against whoever wins the title.
ETF: Oh you mean... like the rematch Yagami didn't get? And also, if you think I had DARKNESS Monkey attack both of them to make sure the match ended in a draw, you must be out of your mind.
Mekhet: No, but you let them both face me. Neither one of them should have that right, nobody won the match!
ETF: I don't punish people for things that weren't their fault. Okay, ere's the deal. Mekhet, if you win, you defend the title against Jin Yagami Jr, one on one. If Jin Yagami Jr wins, you get a rematch against him... in a steel cage match. That way your Lost friends can't interfere. But... if Xander Starr wins... you get a rematch... and so does Jin Yagami Jr.
Mekhet: That's unreasonable!
ETF: No, that's FAIR.
Mekhet: You will regret your decision, Figurehead.
ETF: Sure I will. Now if there's nothing else....
Crowd: WHERE'S OUR CAN-DY *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
ETF: ...Oh yeah. About that. See... we did have candy for everyone... but Munchie the deathmatch hippie got the... well... munchies... but we do have the keys to the soda machine! So everyone can have a soda and rot their teeth... IN STYLE!
Crowd cheers as the first match is set up
MATCH ZERO: Marumaru vs Maxine Warner
Maru is a popular rookie in the DPW-J rankings, but the Unholy Terror of LAWL absolutely destroyed her. Maru got ZERO offense before Maxine was able to crush her with a Briar Patch Bomb (Hurricane Driver) in less than ten minuites.
Marumaru X [9:24- "Briar Patch Bomb"] O Maxine Warner
MATCH ONE: CHAN! CHAN! BATTLE OF JUSTICE! for the Kill The Man With The Belt Title: 2 Large The Barge (DPW Dojo) vs Jersey Boy CJ (DPW Dojo) vs Jersey Boy Tony (DPW Dojo) vs Super Hacker Black (FLEX) vs "Over 9000" Vic Marino (Indy) vs SHINIGAMI (Indy) vs and BRIDE (c) (DPW-J)
This match was all over the place, with everyone trying to get the upper hand. Scarab, however, was looking only to regain the belt, and did so in 16:18 with a prawn hold. The Jersey Boys worked together at first, but Tony shocked everyone by hitting CJ with a SICKENING shinbreaker then pinning him at 17:35! At 29:20 Super Hacker Black would fall victim to a Tony STF, but SHINIGAMI would destroy Tony with a series of kicks before pinning him at 37:11. The four remaining warriors continued to go at it until 2 Large got his first fall EVER, with the 400 pounder hitting SHINIGAMI with a moonsaut at 43:06. That moonsault took a lot out of him and Scarab capitalized, getting him in a "Scarab Lock" (Butterfly Lock) at 44:51. Vic Marino and Scarab would have a back and forth battle, until Vic proved he was no stranger to love with a "Vic Roll" to win the title at 49:30!
Vic Marino O [49:30 "Vic Roll"] X The Scarab
MATCH TWO: The Spies Who Pinned You vs Cool Cats
Secret Agent Mann and Cobra Stealth were dominant the entire match, and Secret Agent Mann would finish off Zeke with a version of the Shiranui Kai he calls "The Golden Gun".
Secret Agent Mann O/Cobra Stealth [13:17- "Golden Gun"] -10*C/Zeke X
MATCH THREE: YES! vs Mr B
YES! was looking to capitalize on his performance in Super Nova, but the world's toughest white Mr T impersonator was able to throw him helluva far on several occasions. YES! tried to make a comeback but it was cut short when Mr B used his gold chains to deck YES! for the three count.
YES! X [13:56- Gold Chains] O Mr B
MATCH FOUR: DARKNESS Monkey vs Some Guy In A Mask
DARKNESS Monkey's brute force overwhelmed Some Guy at first, but the masked technico made a comeback, hitting DARKNESS with his "Starman Chop" (Cross chop) finisher several times. DARKNESS however answered with a vicious Gorilla Press Slam to the floor! Some Guy barely got in before he was counted out, and managed a figure four attempt, but Big Bear, formerly of the Three Bears team, came out as did a COW of all things! The trio laid a beasting on Some Guy as Senor Zebra called for the bell.
DARKNESS Monkey X [24:04- Interference DQ] Some Guy In A Mask O
MATCH FIVE: ESPN vs The Lost
The Slugger had a new, darker look, and was very aggressive at first, until Gridiron was put in the ring and Slugger couldn't face his old partner. It was a back and forth battle with Super Hockey and Tiger Woods Mask leading the charge for ESPN while The Lost used their teamwork to isolate members. Eventually all eight men were in the ring at once after Senor Zebra got bumped to the floor, and Slugger used his bat on Thorn and Nachtzehrer, but again froze up when Gridiron faced him. Gridiron would put him in the One Shoulder Ligerbomb, and Tiger Woods Mask would be distracted long enough for WENDIGO to hit him with the Cannibal Cutter for the three count.
Slugger/Super Hockey/Super Jockey/Tiger Woods Mask X [25:06- "Cannibal Cutter"] Thorn/WENDIGO O/Nachtzehrer/Gridiron
MATCH SIX: Geisha Man vs La Cucaracha
Geisha Man and La Cucaracha had a great high-paced match, with Geisha Man using tactics that would even disturb FullMETAL. This allowed him a psychological advantage, getting the finisher with a modified Banana Spread dubbed the "Geisha Special"
Geisha Man O [22:23- "Geisha Special"] La Cucaracha X
MAIN EVENT: Three Way, No DQ, Pinfalls Only Match For The Grand Champion of Intense Combat Title: Xander Starr vs Jin Yagami Jr vs Mekhet (c)
While it was true that Starr and Yagami did work together some, it was still every man for himself, with many holds broken so the person applying them couldn't rest for too long. Everyone got their fair share of nearfalls, including Jin using a Heroism Bomb on Starr. Jin would hit Mekhet with the Legendary Technique of Destiny, but Xander would hit him with a "Twisted Sister" (Twist Diamond Cutter) for a three count at 28:58! Xander wasted little time, pulling Mekhet to the corner and hitting the 810 Splash to claim his first major singles title!
Xander Starr O [29:47- 810] X Mekhet NEW GCoIC CHAMPION!
Xander then got a mic.
Xander: If I can be a bit serious for a minuite... four years ago, in this arena, I tore my rotator cuff, and was told I would never be able to wrestle again. ...Guess I was told wrong, huh? ...But to come back... and to win a title HERE, in front of all the people who supported me since my injury... it really means a lot to me. Thank you everyone... and Yagami, Mekhet... let's do this again, and put on an even better match!
"Through The Fire and Flames" hit, but DARKNESS Monkey came out with a chair and attacked Xander, then hit him with a Gorilla Press Slam shoulder first onto the chair! The sinister simian held the GCoIC Title over his head as the show ended.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
1-1-1 UP, 1-1-1 UP!
FLEX PRESENTS: 1-1-1 UP 1-1-1 UP
Live at Milander Auditorium in Hialeah Florida.
Baghead would slowly get up... Bag Lunch! (Danshoku Driver) Cover, two, kickout. Baghead would CHOKE Andy now, but Senor Zebra broke it up. Baghead hit a suplex and tried for a body slam but Andy floated over, setting up for “The Human Slinky” (Delphin Rolling Germans) but Baghead elbowed free, try to pull him down for the “Smiley Face” (Crossface) but Andy kicked him in the gut... Six Six Stunner! One, two, three!
Crazy Harry tried to show the Warrior some of those fantastic deals, but Warrior tore the brochure up.
Carmen Sandiego block: Zeke the Luchacat vs Jin Yagami Jr
Zeke poked Jin in the eyes to start the match, then stomped Jin’s foot!
3Q: Yep, that’s the real Zeke.
3Q: That Shining Hairball is usually the end of the match, but Yagami’s Fighting Spirit is very tough to overcome.
ETF: The following match is the other semifinal match of the contendership tournament! Introducing first, from Beelzulbub, Florida, he is the Satanic Hero, Andy Cryst!
“Sympathy For The Devil/Skeleton Christ” hits as Andy makes his way to the ring.
ETF: Aaaand his opponent...
A ring crew guy hands ETF a card.
ETF: Well, Xandimate Warrior apparently didn’t come back to Milander Auditorium, and was last seen crossing the border to Georgia. However, we have a substitute! From The Very Very Dark Side, he is... THE XANDERTAKER!
“Thriller” by Michael Jackson hit as The Xandertaker made his way to the ring!
Where’s Waldo Block: Andy Cryst vs The Xandertaker
Andy started with a dropkick, making The Xandertaker back into the ropes, Andy going for a Cactus Jack lariat but Xandertaker lands on his feet, grabbing Andy’s hand! Climbing to the top rope, he WALKS THE ROPE and hits a chop to the neck! Xandertaker would slam Andy and hit an elbow, cover for a two count. Andy got pulled up, and Xandertaker took a swing but Andy ducked, school boy attempt for a two count. Andy hit a forearm, then another to knock down Xandertaker, who SITS UP! Xandertaker slams Andy Cryst and goes for a legdrop, but Andy rolls away and stalks the Xandertaker.... kick.... SIX SIX STUNNER! But XANDERTAKER SAT UP! He kicked Xandertaker again and set up for another Six Six Stunner, shoving Cryst to the ropes.... GRABS HIS NECK! Chokeslam! Cover, two, kickout! He picked Cryst up for the tombstone... but Andy wriggled out, setting up for the “Human Slinky” Germans... hit the first one, but as he went back to a vertical base for a second, Xander elbowed free.... heading to the ropes.... FLYING LARIAT! He then lifted
Andy back to his feet... TOMBSTONE! One, two, three!
3Q: Well that was a great bout folks, coming up next is the first-ever Hulk Hands match, where all the wrestlers will wear a pair of Hulk Hands at all times.
CLICK HERE! (Thanks OrochiGeese!)
3Q: And now it’s time for our main event, folks. The winner will face off against Mekhet for the Grand Champion of Intense Combat title...
ETF: And now the finals of the 1-1-1 UP 1-1-1 UP tournament! Unfortunately Xandertaker has mysteriously dissapeared, however in his place we found the guy he was substituting for anyways! From Sunrise, Florida, one half of the DPW Tag Team Champions, XANDER STARR!
“Through the Fire and Flames” by DragonForce hits as Xander hits the arena!
ETF: And his opponent... the Greatest Hero, Jin Yagami Jr!
“SID Icarus” hits once again as Jin Yagami Jr returns to the ring for the third time tonight!
MAIN EVENT: Xander Starr vs Jin Yagami Jr
The two of them locked up, Jin taking advantage but Starr dropping back and getting a monkey flip! A nip-up and Xander was on his feet first, able to follow up with a bulldog to Yagami! Going to the apron, Xander got ready to launch himself... but Yagami caught him, Heroism Bomb (Death Valley Bomb)! One, two, kickout! Jin would pick Xander up for a suplex, following up with a chinlock until Xander was able to get to his feet, elbowing free. Xander would head to the ropes and leap onto Jin’s shoulders, spinning his body while taking Yagami down and hooking his legs, cover, two count. Xander would then go for a springboard moonsault attack, but Yagami caught it and slammed him down, following up with a flashing elbow! Jin would follow up with a DDT and a release German, trying to set up for an STF but got caught in a rollup in! One, two, kickout! Xander gets a hiptoss, followed by an armdrag, then delivering a dropsault, rolling to his back and nip-up again, picking up Yagami... “Twisted Sister”(Twist Diamond Cutter)! heading to the top rope... 810 Splash, but Yagami used the Fighting Spirit That Shines Like a Beacon, rolling away! Jin quickly got to his feet, picking up Xander... and a LEGENDARY TECHNIQUE OF DESTINY!
But before he could get the pin, a man in a monkey suit and black tights hit the ring!
3Q: Wait a minuite... that looks like a certain simian wrestler we used to have around here... I’m not allowed to say his name but he portrayed a legendary wrestler who passed away, so we had to suspend the monkey man...
The monkey man would pull Yagami to his feet, hefting him in the air for a gorilla press slam to the floor! Then he picked up Xander Starr, planting him with a powerbomb, then putting him in a Gorilla Clutch! Xander tapped out, and Eric T. Figurehead entered the ring.
ETF: YOU LET HIM GO! LET HIM GO RIGHT NOW OR ELSE...
The monkey did let go of Xander... and hit a Gorilla Press Slam on ETF as well!
3Q: HOLY SHAZBOT! I don’t know what’s going on, or why he’s here.... but he just laid waste to the potential number one contenders... what will happen to the title hunt now? I’m afraid that’s all the time we have though...
Friday, July 17, 2009
FLEX Yes We Do Have Battletoads results!
FLEX: YES WE DO HAVE BATTLETOADS
Live at Body Slam University in Davie, Florida
ETF: Welcome everyone to Fighting League EXtreme’s “Yes We Do Have Battletoads”! We’re here live at Body Slam University... and yes that is a real place... and we are finally back indoors under florescent lights!
ETF: And her...its... whichever... opponent... from The Chapel, she is out to kill someone, this is BRIDE!
Warner and Bride start off trading punches, Warner getting the upper hand and throwing BRIDE to the ropes with an elbow smash, followed by a scoop slam and knee drop. BRIDE reverses a suplex attempt, getting an arm drag and a knee drop of her own before applying an armbar. Maxine gets to the ropes, but BRIDE manages to keep it up with a hiptoss and a suplex, but Maxine recovers with a DDT, then a half crab. BRIDE escapes, heading to the ropes and hitting a kneelkick, going to the top rope for a flip senton but Maxine rolls away. Maxine picks up BRIDE and hits a Belly to Belly, going to the top for a “Bunny Hop” (Flying Stomp)... but BRIDE stops her! To the top rope for a Butterfly superplex! BRIDE would go for the cover, one, two, kickout. BRIDE would go to the ropes to set up the “Black Mamba Special” (Baba Neckbreaker), but Maxine countered with a drop toe hold! Picking BRIDE up... BRIAR PATCH BOMB! (Hurricane Slam) One, two, three!
“Punchi De Love Attack” by Sex Machineguns hits as Fruitista makes his way down the ramp
John would egg Fruitista on to lock up, but John would back off yelling “YOU CAN’T SMELL ME!”. Fruitista would try a lariat but Xena ducked it and hit a dropkick, trying and failing to follow up with an elbow drop. Fruitista CABBAGE PATCHED and picked Xena up, slamming him down twice before following up with a knee drop. Fruitista would throw him to the ropes, SPEAR! Cover, two, kickout. Fruitista would go for a suplex but John stomped Fruitista on the foot, going to the ropes for a lar... SPINEBUSTER COUNTER! FRUITISTA CABBAGE PATCHES MORE!
3Q: WHAT A COMEBACK! HE OVERCAME ALL THE ODDS! AND THE FANS... are considering wether to buy pizza or hotdogs during intermission. ANYWAYS, our next match, the ever popular Grape Juice Jones faces off against the Rabid Elf.
“Junk Food” by Sex Machineguns hit as the fans popped!
ETF: And his opponent, from Somewhere Over the Rainbow, The Rabid Elf!
“The Trees” by Rush hits as the red-haired Elf runs to the ring.
Match One: Grape Juice Jones vs Rabid Elf
Grape Juice and Rabid Elf locked up, Jones pushing the elf down and gets a headlock, Elf getting to the ropes. Jones pulls him to the feet, irish whip, reversal, back elbow smash! The Rabid Elf would follow up with a flashing elbow, one count, Rabid Elf going for a snap suplex, another one count. Rabid Elf then pulls him to a vertical base again but Jones recouperates and hits a Euro uppercut, following up with a snapmare and a headlock. Rabid Elf recovers, shoots him off, lariat ducked, Jones hits one of his own! Pulls him up and sets up for the “Blender Special” (Full Nelson Atomic Drop -> Japan Leg Roll) but Rabid Elf elbows out of it, turns him around to set up for the “Snap Crackle Pop” (Gory Neckbreaker) but Grape Juice escapes, kick to the gut, Grape Crusher 99.... NO LOWBLOW! Senor Zebra didn’t see it! DDT by Rabid Elf, one, two, kickout. Rabid Elf goes to the top rope, goes for a flying splash but Grape Juice Jones gets the knees up! Jones gets to his feet, flying knee! Picks up Rabid Elf... Grape Crusher 99! One, two, three!
3Q: That was a great matchup. Coming up next is a match debuting some new blood in FLEX.
ETF: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Downtown Parts Unknown, Some Guy In A Mask!
“Still Alive” by GLaDOS hits as the man in the generic mask hits the ring. He would turn around, point at the turnbuckle, and yell “SHADDUP STEVE!”
ETF: And his opponent, from The Olive Garden in Hell, he is Chef BoyarDOOM!
“Fami-Resu Bomber” by Sex Machineguns hits as a man in a chef outfit and white mask comes out, carrying a leek in his hand.
Match Two: Some Guy In A Mask vs Chef BoyarDOOM
Some Guy and the Chef locked up and Some Guy got an arm drag. BoyarDOOM was put in an arm lock but got pokes Some Guy in the eyes. BoyarDOOM took advantage with a pair of elbow drops, getting a headlock on Some Guy. Some Guy gets to his feet, shoots the chef off, and hits a flying tackle. He picks the chef up and slams him before heading to the top for a moonsault, but BoyarDOOM crotches him by grabbing the ropes! Some Guy ends up in a tree of woe... ELBOWS TO THE KNEE! He hit a Manhattan Drop and headed to the top rope, Some Guy getting to the top dazed... CLEAVER CHOP! (Flying Baba Chop) He then picks the Guy up and hits his “DDT with MSG” for the three count.
3Q: What a brutal DDT by the Stir Fry Chef From Hell! Coming up next is a battle between The Lost and ESPN. As some of you know, ESPN member TOUCHDOWN! was kidnapped by The Lost and transformed into a minion they call “Gridiron”. This will be the first time we see Gridiron in action since his kidnapping, and he’s teaming with Thorn and Nachtzehrer.
ETF: The following is a six-man tag team match. Introducing first, The Slugger, Super Hockey, and Super Jockey, Extreme Sports Power Nexus!
“Are You Ready For Some Football?” hits as the trio come down, Slugger with a bat, Hockey with a hockey stick, and Jockey with a horsewhip.
ETF: And their opponents... representing the Lost, accomapnied by Mekhet and WENDIGO... Gridon, Thorn, and Nachtzehrer!
“From The Cradle To Enslave (Demon Mix)” by Cradle of Filth hits as the vampire gang heads down the ramp.
Match Three: ESPN vs The Lost
Super Jockey and Thorn started out first. Jockey would try a fireman’s and go for a cover for a one count and Thorn would answer with a snapmare and a chinlock. Jockey got to his feet and elbowed out of it, heading to the ropes but getting caught with a lariat. Tag to Nachtzehrer who hit a senton and went for a two count. Jockey tagged out to Super Hockey who came in with elbows to the powerhouse and threw him to the ropes for a drop toe hold followed by a leg drop to the back of the head. Nachtzehrer gets to his feet and starts hammering Super Hockey back, knocking him down with a brain chop then hitting and elbow drop. He picked up Super Hockey to throw him for a Polish Hammer but Slugger got the blind tag and after the Hammer, nailed Nachtzehrer with the “Cleat Kick!” (Shining Black) cover but Thorn broke it. Double DDT by Thorn and Nachtzehrer, Thorn gets back on the apron so Nachtzehrer can tag out to Thorn. Thorn hits a 53 Sai and applies a half crab, but Super Hockey breaks it. Slugger went outside to get his bat and rolled into the ring... Thorn stalls him with “The Enchantment of the Loa” (Magic Spell) and tags in Gridiron! Slugger holds the bat, but hesitates, and eventually dropped the bat. Gridiron POUNDED him with a lariat, then nailed him with an Implant DDT. Super Hockey and Super Jockey came in... both of them thwarted by a double Facemask Slam! (Claw Slam) Gridiron picks up Slugger... lifts him onto one shoulder... then hits a SICK Liger Bomb! One, two, three!
ETF: This next match is cheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Her Majesty’s Secret Service, he is SECRET AGENT MANN!
“Live and Let Die” hits as Mann enters the ring by rapelling from the ceiling!
ETF: And his opponent... from the jungles of Russia by way of New York City... he is COBRA STEALTH!
“Snake Eater” by MGS3 OST hits... but nobody comes out.
ETF: Stealth? Stealth? STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALTH?!
A man pops out of the cardboard box, grabbing Secret Agent Mann from behind!
ETF: Ring the bell!
Match Four: Secret Agent Mann vs Cobra Stealth
3Q: Woah! Neck Snap from Cobra Stealth and he managed to beat the more experienced Secret Agent Mann! Nice win there! Coming up is our first of two title matches...
ETF: Our next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Fighting League EXtreme Triple Play championship! Introducing first... from Kyoto, Japan, is the “Lovely Flower of Japan”, GEISHA MAN! From Sicily, Italy, the legitamite businessman, Milo Falcone! And finally, from his ancient temple in China, Kung-Fu-Man-Chu! They are the International House of Pain!
“La Bamba” by Los Lobos hits!
But El Toothpick was not alone! He was flanked by two luchadores, one in a brownish costume with antennae, and the other in a black mask and mariachi costume. The three of them rush the ring, and start beating on IHOP! The brown fighter manages to floor Geisha Man, then puts him in a move that resembled a Crossface, only with the opponent face-up and the lock on the back of the neck. The mariachi applied a simple jujigatame on Milo... and El Toothpick would hit the Toothchipper (Pedigree) on Kung-Fu-Man-Chu! El Toothpick got the mic.
El T: How about this... you three.. we face each other for title!
ETF: Hold on a second! I don’t think so, El Toothpick! But I’ll tell you what. You pick one of your boys. Ozzy will pick one of his boys. And Kung-Fu-Man-Chu, he’ll pick one of his boys. We have a three-way, first fall match. If a member of LUCHA or IHOP wins, they get contendership. If the TMG member wins, they get to choose their opponents instead.
The three teams confer... and eventually, Geisha Man, Sam S McCloud, and La Cucaracha enter the ring!
Match Five, Kinda: Geisha Man vs Sam S McCloud vs La Cucaracha
Geisha Man would rush La Cucaracha, hitting him with a jumping knee knocking them into the corner... and Geisha Man turns around and thrusts his backside at La Cucaracha! Sam heads over and grabs Geisha Man’s head, and does a Contra Code (Shiranui) off La Cucaracha! La Cucaracha recovers and springboards off the second rope to moonsault Sam, but Geisha Man breaks it and hits a Northern Lights Bomb! Geisha Man then climbs to the top rope, but Sam stops him, climbs up as well, and hits a SUPER 100 Mega Shock! (Vetrebreaker) One, two, three!
3Q: Wow! NICE move there by Sam S McCloud, and that means they get to name their opponents at the next show. I wonder who it’s going to be. But now, our main event... will Zeke the Luchacat be able to win his first championship? It’s a tall order but Zeke has been known to pull off big surprises in the past.
ETF: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT and is for the Grant Champion of Intense Combat title. Introducing first... from Orlando, Florida, he is the disgruntled theme park mascot... Zeke The Luchacat!
“Cat Scratch Fever” by Ted Nugent hits as the luchacat hits the ring...SWATTING a kid’s bag of popcorn down!
ETF: And his opponent... the Grand Champion of Intense Combat... The Greatest Hero... JIN! YAGAMI! JR!
“SID Icarus” by Machinae Supremacy hits Jin Yagami Jr makes his way to the ring... buying more popcorn for the kid too!
Jin locked up with Zeke, who went for a go behind and rolled Yagami up... and transitioned into a leg lock! Jin got to the ropes to break it. Jin went for a pair of hiptosses and went for a scoop slam but Zeke floated over, hit a Russian Legsweep, and applied a keylock!
3Q: This is unlike Zeke to use technical wrestling like this... and I think he’s a little taller too...
Jin managed to get to the ropes again and hit an elbow smash to stun Zeke, getting a snap suplex and picking him back up for another slam attempt that connects. Jin goes to attempt an STF but Zeke manages to free himself. Ducking a Jin lariat, he hits a big Enzuigiri! One, two, no!
3Q: Huh. That’s kinda like his Shining Hairball, but he didn’t step up...
Jin would block a German Suplex attempt, elbowing out of it and hitting one of his own! One, two, kickout. Zeke hit a big elbow smash and a hiptoss, and a backdrop, but Jin fought back and went for a Heroism Bomb! (Death Valley Bomb!) only a two count again. One, two, thr- NO! He went for another but Zeke elbowed Jin several times to get Jin to one knee... Octopus Hold! Jin started to fade... BUT THE FIGHTING SPIRIT THAT SHINES LIKE A BEACON KICKED IN! He fought his way out, hiptoss! Then he put Zeke in position for the “Legendary Technique of Destiny”...
But –10*C came out! And also Zeke! Only instead of his white singlet he was in heart-shaped boxers!
3Q: HOW THE?
The Zeke in the ring would backdrop out of it... AND HIS HEAD CAME OFF!
3Q: WAIT, THAT’S MEKHET!
Mekhet would pick up the fake Zeke head, tossing it to a confused Jin... SPINNING LEG LARIAT! Knocking the Zeke head into Jin’s face! Cover, one, two, three!
3Q: NO! THIS CAN’T BE! BUT HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS MATCH!
Mekhet took the mic
Mekhet: Yes, -10*C... Zeke... my Lost did indeed attack you both and steal Zeke’s extra head... but it’s a moot point now. See, by FLEX bylaws... when the bell rang, for all intents and purposes, I was the rightful challenger for Yagami’s title. Therefore, I have fufilled the Oracle’s destiny...
and I am the Grand Champion of Intense Combat!
Jin got up groggily... ANOTHER SPINNING LEG LARIAT! The Lost come back from behind and four-on-two attack the Cool Cats! ESPN come out to save, and the Lost would make a retreat... but not before Mekhet took the GCoIC title with him!
ETF: Unfortunately... he’s right. He won the title. BUT! Next event... we will have an eight-man tournament. The winner of that tournament will face off against Mekhet for the Grand Champion of Intense Combat title... in a stipulation match... the stipulation of which I will not be privvy to! The eight men will be... Jin Yagami Jr. Andy Cryst. Grape Juice Jones. –10*C. Zeke the Luchacat. Baghead McCoy. Crazy Harry. And... a mystery 8th man. Until then folks... so long and drive home safely.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I'll Show You The Law Of Diminishing Returns! Results!
Live at section D of the parking lot of the BankAntlantic Center
Commissioner Eric T. Figurehead would start the show as usual
ETF: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting FLEX event. We couldn’t afford the actual BankAntlantic Center, BUT we were able to rent out the parking lot... well, only section D.
Crowd: SEC-TION D RULES! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
ETF: Now, as you all know, I am Eric T. Figurehead, and at ringside is the best commentator who works for free, Quentin Q. Quentinstein. Now, I have two announcements to make. First of all, this is to Mekhet and his Lost. As I mentioned before, ESPN is not supposed to be here tonight, and it’s ONLY because Mekhet is public enemy number 1 in FLEX, as well as the man in the main event, that I am allowing his minions to be here as well. I do not want what could well be the best match in FLEX’ history to be ruined. Therefore... not only am I not allowing The Lost to commit unprovoked attacks against anyone in the FLEX roster... but! I am not allowing anyone at ringside. If you interfere with this match in any way, wether you are with ESPN, The Lost, IHOP, or by yourself, you will be fired on the spot! Now, for the second announcement... the winner of the FLEX Grand Champion of Intense Combat title match tonight will be the FLEX representative for the battle royal at The World Warriors as well, pending that Team FLEX wins their match... and while we’re on that subject... as an extra incentive to Team FLEX, if they do indeed win at The World Warriors, they will take part in a one-night tournament to determine which of them will get a shot at the Grand Champion of Intense Combat title.
ETF: And now without further Apu, our first match! Introducing first, she is from the Army Base, this is ARMY WOMAN!
“War (What is it Good For)” hits as Army Woman comes down to the ring, SALUTING as she does so
ETF: And her opponent... the high flying tomboy of DPW-J... from Newark, New Jersey, this is Crazy Red!
“Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett hits as Crazy Red enters the ring to a HUGE reaction.
MATCH NEGATIVE ONE: ARMY WOMAN VS CRAZY RED
Red comes out right at the gate with a crossbody for a one count followed by a flying shoulderblock and a leg drop. Army Woman would recover with an armdrag and elbow drop, throwing Red into the ropes and hitting a forearm smash. Army Woman would try another whip but Red would reverse... RED ALERT (Mountain Bomb)! Red would follow up with a superkick and a figure four, Army Woman escaping to the ropes. Army Woman would go for a snapmare and armlock, Red bridging out and getting a hiptoss... then hitting the Redline (Striking Lariat)! One, two, three!
3Q: WOW! Red winning this match in record time! Crazy Red is one of the top stars of DPW-J and I’m sure she might be looking at facing their champion Bloody Mary soon!
“And The Wind Cries Mary” by Jimi Hendrix hits as a man in tie-dye pants and long hair with bare feet comes down to the ring.
?: Duuuuuude... My name is Munchie... and I totally want to make someone totally bleed all over man.... So I’m calling an open challenge for a far-out deathmatch right now, man... you cool with that, man?
ETF: Uh... sure. Ahem... the next contest is a deathmatch with no disqualifications. Introducing first, from Woodstock, 1999, he is the Deathmatch Hippie, Munchie! And his opponent...
“Sympathy for the Devil/Skeleton Christ” hits as Andy Cryst appears!
ETF: From Hell, Michigan, The Satanic Hero Andy Cryst!
Match Zero: Munchie vs Andy Cryst
Andy and Munchie squared off, Andy getting a fireman’s carry and a quick one count. Munchie would get to his feet and deliver a series of elbow smashes then a scoop slam, getting a chair but Andy would duck the swing and hit him with a shoulder tackle. Andy would hit a knee drop and get the chair, yelling “Eat this chair in the name of SATAN!” as he decked the hippie with it.
3Q: Only in FLEX will you see people cheering on a devil worshipper as he beats up a hippie.
Andy would bounce off the ropes but Munchie would recover and get a big hiptoss and a splash for a quick two count. Munchie would then get the chair and go for a “Psychadelic Driver” (Schwein) on the chair but Andy slipped out... locked his hands for a German but Munchie elbowed out... Munchie whiffs a lariat... kick.. SIX SIX STUNNER! One, two, kickout at two. Andy would go to the floor and go under the ring to get a table, setting it up before putting Munchie on it, then went up for a Six Six Splash (450 Splash).... BUT MUNCHIE ROLLS OFF THE TABLE! Munchie would hit a Psychadelic Driver and go for the pin... one... two... KICKOUT! Andy would DDT Munchie onto the chair then set him up... The Human Slinky (Delphin style rolling Germans)! One, two... THREE!
3Q: What a big win by Andy Cryst! Coming up next is a FLEX first... a match where no humans are involved! Can a bear beat a monkey? Let’s hope we find out before PETA finds out about this match!
ETF: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... introducing first... from someone’s insane imagination... the organ-grinding strong style legend... MONKEYSAWA!
“Pop Goes The Weasel” hits as Monkeysawa comes out with his organ grinder.
ETF: And it’s opponent... representing the Three Bears... the mist-spewing demon bear... he is THE GREAT BEARTA!
“Teddy Bear Picnic” hits as a bear with a Muta mask enters the ring... and spits mist into the air!
Match One: Monkeysawa vs Great Bearta
Monkeysawa would deliver a series of elbows until Bearta raked the eye and hit a dragon screw, following up with a leglock. Monkeysawa would roll through and get a half crab but Bearta gets the ropes. Bearta gets to his feet and gets a headlock, spitting out mist and gouging the eyes of Monkeysawa and set up for a ribbreaker then a Bearsault... but Monkeysawa rolls away! He lifts Monkeysawa up and goes for the “Banana Flowsion” but Bearta floats over...
GLASS SHATTERED!
3Q: Uh-oh....
And then “Attitude” by Metallica hits, the theme music for Panda Team! “Dollywood” Bulk Rogan and “Stone Bald” Steve Houston would enter the ring and attack the animal combatants causing an immediate no contest. Rogan would throw Monkeysawa over the ropes to the floor... Houston hits a Stone Bald Stunner! Rogan follows up with a leg drop...
And then “Carmen Overture” hits and THE XANDIMATE WARRIOR enters the ring! Lariat to Rogan! Lariat to Houston! Lariat to Bearta! Monkeysawa enters the ring... ROARING ELBOW! But the Xandimate Warrior gets to his feet... LARIAT! SPLASH!
“Teddy Bear Picnic” plays again, and Curry Bear and Big Bear come out, and an all-out melee between Three Bears, Panda Team, Xandimate Warrior and Monkeysawa breaks out....
THEN! “Orange Juice” by Sex Machineguns hit... and out of nowhere comes A MASSIVE MUSCLEBOUND HUNK OF FRUIT!
3Q: I heard about this guy... he’s the infamous Fruitista!
Fruitista CABBAGE PATCHED and rushed the ring, cleaning house and taking people out one by one... up until the Xandimate Warrior... then delivered the “Cherry Bomb”! He would then cabbage patch in the ring until the Commissioner would enter the ring.
ETF: I have no idea what just happened there...
3Q: That makes two of us.
ETF: HEY! No talking while I’m talking, or you lose your slice of the pizza. ANYWAY! The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match. Introducing first... From a Cold Day In Hell, the only wrestler named after a metric temperature... –10*C! And his opponent, from Orlando, Florida, the disgruntled theme park mascot Zeke The Luchacat! They are the COOL CATS!
“Cat Scratch Fever/Cold As Ice” mixed by FishHook Productions hits as the rudo team enters
ETF: And their opponents.... they are part of the team that will represent us at The World Warriors... from Soda Springs, Idaho and weighing in at 33 grams of sugar, GRAPE JUICE JONES! And his partner, from the year 2084, Saiba Punk!
“Inch’Allah” by Samael hits as the babyfaces come out, lights dimmed to show Saiba Punk’s glow-in-the-dark costume. Because apparently glow-in-the-dark is all the rage in the future.
Match Two: Cool Cats vs Grape Juice Jones & Saiba Punk
Zeke and Jones started off, locking up until Zeke stomped on Jones’ foot and delivered a series of overhand chops. He would deliver a snapmare and then crossfaced Jones until Punk broke it up.
3Q: Saiba Punk has the weirdest hair ever... it’s all blue, he’s got stubble AND a Mohawk AND a ponytail. Future barbers are nucking futs.
Jones got the tag and Saiba delivered a spingboard forearm smash, following up with a flashing elbow. Cover, two, kickout. Zeke would poke the eye and get a scoop slam before tagging out to –10*C. –10*C would hit a legdrop and work the leg of Saiba Punk until he kicked –10*C free. He would hit a DDT and go for a leglock of his own but Zeke broke it up. Saiba got a fireman’s carry and a headlock, but –10*C got to a vertical base and elbowed Saiba to break it, giving him a powerbomb before setting up for the Wizard of Winter (Shining Wizard) but Saiba managed to roll away and tag out. Jones entered the ring and –10*C would try to powerbomb him too but he tossed –10*C up... GRAPE JUICE OF WRATH (Flapjack Cutter)! Zeke would break the pin and hit “Cat Scratch Fever” (Garvin Stomp) and –10*C would head up to the top for the “Ice Bird Press” (Fire Star Splash), but Grape Juice would kick out. –10*C would follow up with the Drop Toe Hold of DOOM but Saiba reached in for the tag! –10*C would walk right into a “Blue Screen of Death” (Complete Shot) but Zeke would interfere again... SHINING HAIRBALL (Shining Enzuigiri)! Zeke would get ready to put –10*C’s arm over Saiba but Grape Juice stopped him... Grape Crusher ’99! (Ki Krusher). He then put Saiba’s arm over –10*C... one... two.. three!
3Q: That was a great battle and next up is the Trip... HOW THE...
OMG SPECIAL VIDEO SEGMENT!!!
3Q: ...Oh man... that was probably the most SHOCKING moment in FLEX history folks...
ETF: And our next contest... for the FLEX Triple Play Championship! Introducing first... they are from Hollywood, Florida... Brian, Jimmy, and Zach, the BALDWIN BROTHERS!
“Buried in the Box” by Cage hit as the trio who managed to cheat their way to a win over OTAKU and McCloud hit the ring
ETF: And their opponents, the FLEX Triple Play Champions... from Neo Tokyo, The Ultimate Anime Fanboy, And The Only FLEX Wrestler Who Is Over Nine Thousand, OTAKU! From All Capcom Staff, He is also one-half of the DPW Tag Team Champions, The Original Gamer Sam S McCloud, and finally from the Sonny Chiba Prefecture of Japan, A Member of Team FLEX, “Mr. Sushi and Rice” Ozzy DaBoe! They are TEAM MOON GAS 200Y!
“Chuu Chuu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nurururerorero” by Maximum The Hormone hits as the most popular group in FLEX hit the ring to a HUGE reaction!
Match Three, FLEX Triple Play Championship: Baldwin Bros vs TMG200Y(c)
3Q: Remember folks, the Triple Play Championship is defended under elimination rules.
Jimmy and Ozzy started out, locking up and Jimmy would get the advantage, kicking Ozzy in the sternum and hitting a fireman’s carry then started pulling the purple locks of Ozzy. Ozzy would point to the sky and yell “LOOK OVER THERE!” Jimmy looked up and Ozzy would escape hitting a basement dropkick to Jimmy’s face. Tag to OTAKU who jumped the ropes and delivered a series of martial arts kicks before getting an arm wrench hook kick! OTAKU would POSE and go for the “Shonen Jump” (Standing Moonsault but Jimmy rolled away and tagged Brian. Brian got a keylock which OTAKU would bridge out of, slipping out and hitting a flip senton. Jimmy would argue with the ref that that was, somehow, illegal, and OTAKU would tag to Sam... but the ref didn’t see it! Brian would signal to his youngest brother and Jimmy jumped into the ring as they double teamed OTAKU.
3Q: This is what they do, folks... cheat over and over to make it almost impossible for their opponents to win!
Brian would hoist Jimmy up and Jimmy leaped into the air and hit an Ace Crusher! B3! Jimmy rolled out of the ring and Brian covered... one... two... THREE! Sam S McCloud would enter next... TIGER KNEE! He followed up with a “Triforce Lock” and Brian tapped out!
Jimmy rolled into the ring and hit a jumping knee on Sam S McCloud, throwing him to the ropes and hitting him with a big lariat. He would hold Sam’s hand close to DaBoe who would try to enter the ring... but the referee stopped him! Brian would toss Jimmy a chair, and DaBoe would point to the ref... but Jimmy tossed the chair into Sam’s hands and fell over! Sam was DQed!
Ozzy DaBoe was next in the ring, and Sam would argue with the ref, and Jimmy picked up the chair and tried the same trick... but DaBoe would smack HIMSELF with the chair and go over! Jimmy was confused and go for “Jimmy Crack Skull” (Coconut Crush) but DaBoe would block it and hit a backslide! One, two, three!
3Q: And now we’re down to one on one.... Zach Baldwin is usually just a manager...
Zach would climb to the top rope and go for a crossbody, getting a two count. Zach would jump around and pose, and DaBoe would get up and put his palm up. “STOP... Ozzy Time!” Ozzy would start dancing, and Team Chuu Chuu would enter the ring too... Jimmy and Brian tried to warn Zach but his confusion would lead to a Para Para Plex! One, two, three!
3Q: And everyone’s favorite trio pull it off again! Coming up next is the return of one of our stars that everyone has been waiting to see again. The one and only Spud will face off against Geisha Man of the International House of Pain. Speaking of IHOP, El Toothpick hasn’t been seen as of late since he was beaten down by the Takeda Corp. Apparently he feels that IHOP abandoned him.
ETF: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... introducing first, representing the International House of Pain... from Kyoto, Japan, “The Lovely Flower of Japan”... GEISHA MAN!
“Soko ni Anataga” by Sex Machineguns hit as Geisha Man entered the ring, carrying a parasol and throwing cherry blossom leaves into the crowd.
ETF: And his opponent... from Mullet City, Montana, the man with a stick, SPUD!
“Freebird” by Lynard Skynard hits as Spud would make his way down the ring, carrying his signature twig.
Match Four: Geisha Man vs Spud
Geisha Man would blow a kiss at Spud, who would be confused by the flirting Geisha Man, allowing him to gain the upper hand with an eye rake and snapmare to a headscissors. Spud did a handstand to escape, floating over to a headlock. Geisha Man got to a vertical base but Spud was able to hit him with a bulldog. Spud went for a kneedrop but Geisha Man got away and pulled him to his feet, and getting a testicular claw... the referee would admonish Geisha Man who would turn it to a modified dragon screw!
3Q: Ouch. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Well, maybe my father-in-law.
Geisha Man now roll to the apron and hit a hilo getting a two count. Geisha would then get a cobra twist and take Spud to the canvas for a distrurbing looking submission, but Spud would break the grip and get an armbar. Geisha Man would get to the ropes but Spud would give him a hiptoss and another armbar. Geisha Man would then grope Spud’s leg making the mullet warrior let go of the hold, and Geisha Man would hit the “Obi Smash” (Running Hip attack) and head to the top rope for “Memoirs of a Geisha” (Corkscrew Moonsault) but Spud rolled out of the way! Spud would then pick Geisha Man up and hit the Eye of the Potato (Lifting Final Cut)! One, two, three!
3Q: GREAT bout. And now it can be the end of an era and the beginning of a dark, twisted reign. Jin Yagami Jr will do battle with the insidious leader of the Lost, Mekhet. We have seen what evil depths Mekhet can sink too.
ETF: And now, the MAIN EVENT! This is for the Fighting League Extreme Grand Champion of Intense Combat title... introducing the challenger... he is the leader of the Lost... Mekhet!
“From the Cradle to Enslave (Demon Mix)” by Cradle of Filth hits as the leader of the Lost walks down the ring by himself.
3Q: The other Lost members are banned from ringside so they cannot taint this match.
ETF: And his opponent, the Grand Champion of Intense Combat... from Tokyo, Japan... the GREATEST HERO! JIN YAGAMI JR!
“SID Icarus” by Machinae Supremacy hits as the icon of FLEX heads to the ring with his plastic championship belt.
MAIN EVENT, GRAND CHAMPION OF INTENSE COMBAT TITLE: Mekhet vs Jin Yagami Jr (c)
Mekhet and Jin lock up, and Mekhet managed to push Jin into the ropes... clean break... elbow to the face of Jin followed up by a snapmare takeover and a chinlock! Yagami managed to fight to a vertical base, managed to slip down and get into a drop toehold into a sitting armlock. Mekhet managed to free himself and get a modified crucifix pin for a one count. Back to a vertical base and Mekhet would try to get a suplex but Yagami blocked it and delivered one of his own, going to the ropes but MISSING the elbow, Mekhet getting a grapevine leg lock. Yagami would get to the ropes but Mekhet would drag him back for a leglock, Yagami this time rolled out of it to escape.
3Q: Neither man getting a clear advantage here, Mekhet may indeed be capable of beating Yagami...
Mekhet got and armdrag and a keylock, but Yagami would kick with his feet and flip over to reverse the hold into a floatover for a one count. Mekhet would get a headlock, Yagami shooting him off but getting hit with a lariat. Mekhet would pick Yagami up and throw him to the ropes but is reversed... arm drag by Yagami followed up by a big knee drop! Yagami would lift Mekhet up onto his shoulders... HEROISM BOMB! One, two, no!
3Q: That Heroism Bomb was right on the money! How did Mekhet kick out?
Mekhet would be reeling, and Yagami would hit a pair of body slams before heading to the ropes... BIG lariat! Yagami would signal for it... and he would hit the Legendary Technique of Destiny! ONE, TWO... KICKOUT?!
3Q: No way... NO WAY... nobody EVER kicks out of the Legendary Technique of Destiny!
Yagami would lift Mekhet up for a German Suplex, but Mekhet would elbow out of it and throw Mekhet into the corner, running to the Hero and hitting an avalanche! Hiptoss by Mekhet and measured Jin up.... ENZUIGIRI! One, two, kickout!
3Q: Mekhet’s Enzuigiri kick is deadly, but Jin won’t go down that easily.
Mekhet would head to the top rope for a moonsault to the back of Mekhet, and would HAMMERFIST Yagami over and over until the ref finally forced him to let up... then he picked Jin up for a Schweingatame! Jin started fading.... but the FIGHTING SPIRIT THAT SHINES LIKE A BEACON kicked in! Jin managed to free his legs and escape the hold, to Mekhet’s dismay... Mekhet would go to the ropes for the spinning leg lariat... but Yagami dropped prone! The stunned Mekhet would be easily set up.... Legendary Technique of Destiny! One, two, three!
3Q: HE DID IT! THE GREATEST HERO MANAGED TO OVERCOME THE DEMONIC MEKHET!
Jin would be standing tall now, taking the GCoIC title and holding it in the air, and Mekhet would roll out of the ring and The Lost would arrive to pick up their leader... but Mekhet... was smiling.
3Q: ...That is effin CREEPY. I mean, why is he smiling after losing his chance at the title? Well, that’s our show folks, until next time this is Quentin Q. Quentinstein signing off!