FLEX presents: We Have Free Candy*!

FLEX WE HAVE FREE CANDY*!
Live at the Tamarac Community Center in Tamarac Florida.

The show starts with Eric T Figurehead in the ring.

ETF: Tonight, we have some very exciting matches for everyone. The second-ever CHAN! CHAN! Battle of Justice for the Kill the Man With The Belt title, the first time the belt will be defended in an official FLEX event. We will have the first official match of DARKNESS Monkey, and for the Grand Champion of Intense Combat Title...

"From The Cradle to Enslave" (Demon Remix) by Cradle of Filth hits as The Lost come out.

Mekhet: The main event tonight is a farce, Figurehead. It is a plot to remove me from my rightful place as holder of this title. After all, Xander Starr and Jin Yagami Jr will only focus on me, to ensure for you that I lose the title. Therefore, I demand that if I lose, I get a rematch against whoever wins the title.

ETF: Oh you mean... like the rematch Yagami didn't get? And also, if you think I had DARKNESS Monkey attack both of them to make sure the match ended in a draw, you must be out of your mind.

Mekhet: No, but you let them both face me. Neither one of them should have that right, nobody won the match!

ETF: I don't punish people for things that weren't their fault. Okay, ere's the deal. Mekhet, if you win, you defend the title against Jin Yagami Jr, one on one. If Jin Yagami Jr wins, you get a rematch against him... in a steel cage match. That way your Lost friends can't interfere. But... if Xander Starr wins... you get a rematch... and so does Jin Yagami Jr.

Mekhet: That's unreasonable!

ETF: No, that's FAIR.

Mekhet: You will regret your decision, Figurehead.

ETF: Sure I will. Now if there's nothing else....

Crowd: WHERE'S OUR CAN-DY *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

ETF: ...Oh yeah. About that. See... we did have candy for everyone... but Munchie the deathmatch hippie got the... well... munchies... but we do have the keys to the soda machine! So everyone can have a soda and rot their teeth... IN STYLE!

Crowd cheers as the first match is set up

MATCH ZERO: Marumaru vs Maxine Warner
Maru is a popular rookie in the DPW-J rankings, but the Unholy Terror of LAWL absolutely destroyed her. Maru got ZERO offense before Maxine was able to crush her with a Briar Patch Bomb (Hurricane Driver) in less than ten minuites.

Marumaru X [9:24- "Briar Patch Bomb"] O Maxine Warner

MATCH ONE: CHAN! CHAN! BATTLE OF JUSTICE! for the Kill The Man With The Belt Title: 2 Large The Barge (DPW Dojo) vs Jersey Boy CJ (DPW Dojo) vs Jersey Boy Tony (DPW Dojo) vs Super Hacker Black (FLEX) vs "Over 9000" Vic Marino (Indy) vs SHINIGAMI (Indy) vs and BRIDE (c) (DPW-J)
This match was all over the place, with everyone trying to get the upper hand. Scarab, however, was looking only to regain the belt, and did so in 16:18 with a prawn hold. The Jersey Boys worked together at first, but Tony shocked everyone by hitting CJ with a SICKENING shinbreaker then pinning him at 17:35! At 29:20 Super Hacker Black would fall victim to a Tony STF, but SHINIGAMI would destroy Tony with a series of kicks before pinning him at 37:11. The four remaining warriors continued to go at it until 2 Large got his first fall EVER, with the 400 pounder hitting SHINIGAMI with a moonsaut at 43:06. That moonsault took a lot out of him and Scarab capitalized, getting him in a "Scarab Lock" (Butterfly Lock) at 44:51. Vic Marino and Scarab would have a back and forth battle, until Vic proved he was no stranger to love with a "Vic Roll" to win the title at 49:30!

Vic Marino O [49:30 "Vic Roll"] X The Scarab

MATCH TWO: The Spies Who Pinned You vs Cool Cats
Secret Agent Mann and Cobra Stealth were dominant the entire match, and Secret Agent Mann would finish off Zeke with a version of the Shiranui Kai he calls "The Golden Gun".

Secret Agent Mann O/Cobra Stealth [13:17- "Golden Gun"] -10*C/Zeke X

MATCH THREE: YES! vs Mr B
YES! was looking to capitalize on his performance in Super Nova, but the world's toughest white Mr T impersonator was able to throw him helluva far on several occasions. YES! tried to make a comeback but it was cut short when Mr B used his gold chains to deck YES! for the three count.

YES! X [13:56- Gold Chains] O Mr B

MATCH FOUR: DARKNESS Monkey vs Some Guy In A Mask
DARKNESS Monkey's brute force overwhelmed Some Guy at first, but the masked technico made a comeback, hitting DARKNESS with his "Starman Chop" (Cross chop) finisher several times. DARKNESS however answered with a vicious Gorilla Press Slam to the floor! Some Guy barely got in before he was counted out, and managed a figure four attempt, but Big Bear, formerly of the Three Bears team, came out as did a COW of all things! The trio laid a beasting on Some Guy as Senor Zebra called for the bell.

DARKNESS Monkey X [24:04- Interference DQ] Some Guy In A Mask O

MATCH FIVE: ESPN vs The Lost
The Slugger had a new, darker look, and was very aggressive at first, until Gridiron was put in the ring and Slugger couldn't face his old partner. It was a back and forth battle with Super Hockey and Tiger Woods Mask leading the charge for ESPN while The Lost used their teamwork to isolate members. Eventually all eight men were in the ring at once after Senor Zebra got bumped to the floor, and Slugger used his bat on Thorn and Nachtzehrer, but again froze up when Gridiron faced him. Gridiron would put him in the One Shoulder Ligerbomb, and Tiger Woods Mask would be distracted long enough for WENDIGO to hit him with the Cannibal Cutter for the three count.

Slugger/Super Hockey/Super Jockey/Tiger Woods Mask X [25:06- "Cannibal Cutter"] Thorn/WENDIGO O/Nachtzehrer/Gridiron

MATCH SIX: Geisha Man vs La Cucaracha
Geisha Man and La Cucaracha had a great high-paced match, with Geisha Man using tactics that would even disturb FullMETAL. This allowed him a psychological advantage, getting the finisher with a modified Banana Spread dubbed the "Geisha Special"

Geisha Man O [22:23- "Geisha Special"] La Cucaracha X

MAIN EVENT: Three Way, No DQ, Pinfalls Only Match For The Grand Champion of Intense Combat Title: Xander Starr vs Jin Yagami Jr vs Mekhet (c)
While it was true that Starr and Yagami did work together some, it was still every man for himself, with many holds broken so the person applying them couldn't rest for too long. Everyone got their fair share of nearfalls, including Jin using a Heroism Bomb on Starr. Jin would hit Mekhet with the Legendary Technique of Destiny, but Xander would hit him with a "Twisted Sister" (Twist Diamond Cutter) for a three count at 28:58! Xander wasted little time, pulling Mekhet to the corner and hitting the 810 Splash to claim his first major singles title!

Xander Starr O [29:47- 810] X Mekhet NEW GCoIC CHAMPION!

Xander then got a mic.

Xander: If I can be a bit serious for a minuite... four years ago, in this arena, I tore my rotator cuff, and was told I would never be able to wrestle again. ...Guess I was told wrong, huh? ...But to come back... and to win a title HERE, in front of all the people who supported me since my injury... it really means a lot to me. Thank you everyone... and Yagami, Mekhet... let's do this again, and put on an even better match!

"Through The Fire and Flames" hit, but DARKNESS Monkey came out with a chair and attacked Xander, then hit him with a Gorilla Press Slam shoulder first onto the chair! The sinister simian held the GCoIC Title over his head as the show ended.